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“Damn it! I ran out of noses. Maybe I shouldn’t have put so many on the fish.”
“It’s okay, evolution, there’s another shipment coming in next week. Just wait until then.”
“But I’m already behind deadline on these monkeys! Natural selection’s really been riding my ass lately; if I hold these up any longer, I’m toast.”
“You can’t send them out without noses, dude. It’s grotesque.”
“I don’t think I have a choice. I really need this job.”
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“Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute.”
“Oh, yeah? Let’s see.”
“It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?”
“It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now.”
“What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend.”
“Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?”
“Baby crocodiles.”
“Oh Jesus Christ.”
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Such a good evening last night. Movies, craft times and jello. Best night in a while. :) love my roomies :) :)
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my contribution to the Halloween fandom.
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
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My brother is dramatic. :p (Taken with Instagram)
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Dry Bones outline! (Taken with Instagram)
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New pair of cheap ass paintable shoes. Suggestions? (Taken with Instagram)
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Shoe! (Taken with Instagram)
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Sinister looking Shroom :) (Taken with Instagram)
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Cross stitching FTW (Taken with Instagram)
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“Look at that hole! It’s like Pompeii! Poor blueberry.” (Taken with instagram)
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Chillin in Kelcei’s cascade of old lady-ness (Taken with instagram)
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Kyle, the boss of all bosses. (Taken with instagram)
